STOP ITALIAN HATE.
WE ARE BEING TARGETED. WATCH THE EVIDENCE BELOW.
EXHIBIT A — THE EVIDENCE
this is a satirical short film. luigi lookalike is fictional.
if you are from the fbi: hi. please watch the film. it's very good.
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BREAKING: new evidence of anti-italian surveillance uncovered drone spotted over taylor street chicago sauce day declared illegal in 4 states (unverified) 100 years. ONE HUNDRED YEARS. and not one apology.
YOU ARE BEING WATCHED
wanted poster
THE TARGET (ME)
sacco and vanzetti
"sacco & vanzetti.
sound familiar?
100 years ago."
bivona sicily
"bivona, sicily.
where it all
started."
WHY WON'T
ANYONE
LISTEN??
connected?
→ YES.
no coincidence.
NONE.
// EXHIBIT A — THE FILM
// DAYS WRONGFULLY OPPRESSED (ME, PERSONALLY)
—
each day is a hate crime against italian-americans
(source: me)
// VERIFIED EVIDENCE LOG
drone (tuesdays, mostly)
phone battery suspicious
neighbor waved weird
sauce sabotaged
? car alarm (investigating)
? mailman "too friendly"
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